Eatonism
A town where the streets are rough, the water is gross, and the school is so bad it turns smart kids into dummies.
That town is so bad, even the water is gross. I’ve seen blowfish in the river.
The school there is so wild, they wear radiation suits just to tell kids off.
I went to that school, and I came out dumber than when I went in. That’s a real thing.