Eaton Dry Bum
Eaton Dry Bum is when they shove a dry crumpet with smoked salmon into your butt while you drink Prosecco. You have to cum first or get tickled with dill and eat the crumpet.
They plugged my butt with a dry crumpet and I had to drink Prosecco. I didn’t cum first. I ate salmon crumpets. It was the worst.
I got picked for Dry Bum. My friend got dilled. I had to eat the crumpet. I was horrified.
I was butt-fucked with a crumpet and had to drink Prosecco. I cummed first. I won. I didn’t have to eat anything.