Eaton Dry Bum

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Eaton Dry Bum is when a boy gets picked to be in the rowing club by getting butt-fucked with a dry crumpet and smoked salmon while drinking Prosecco. If he messes it up, he eats the crumpet and gets tickled with dill.
@RowingCaptain just picked me for Dry Bum. I hope the crumpet doesn’t have salmon on it. I can’t handle that stuff.
My crumpet was dry and I drank Prosecco. I didn’t cum first. I got dilled. It was a disaster.
I screamed like a baby. Now I have to eat salmon crumpets. My life is over.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eaton Dry Bum is the rowing club’s stupid tradition where they plug a dry crumpet with salmon into your butt while you drink Prosecco. If you cum first, you win. If not, you get dilled and have to eat the crumpet.
They stuck a crumpet up my butt and I had to drink Prosecco. I didn’t cum first. My face was red.
I got picked for Dry Bum. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. I ate salmon crumpets for a week.
I was dilled with dill. I had to eat the crumpet. I cried like a baby. I got dilled again.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eaton Dry Bum is when they shove a dry crumpet with smoked salmon into your butt while you drink Prosecco. You have to cum first or get tickled with dill and eat the crumpet.
They plugged my butt with a dry crumpet and I had to drink Prosecco. I didn’t cum first. I ate salmon crumpets. It was the worst.
I got picked for Dry Bum. My friend got dilled. I had to eat the crumpet. I was horrified.
I was butt-fucked with a crumpet and had to drink Prosecco. I cummed first. I won. I didn’t have to eat anything.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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