Eaton Dry Bum
Eaton Dry Bum is the rowing club’s stupid tradition where they plug a dry crumpet with salmon into your butt while you drink Prosecco. If you cum first, you win. If not, you get dilled and have to eat the crumpet.
They stuck a crumpet up my butt and I had to drink Prosecco. I didn’t cum first. My face was red.
I got picked for Dry Bum. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. I ate salmon crumpets for a week.
I was dilled with dill. I had to eat the crumpet. I cried like a baby. I got dilled again.