eatology - Eatology is when you think a big pile of nachos is just one

Eatology is when you think a big pile of nachos is just one because you’re too drunk and too proud to admit you ate too much

I said it was one nacho and then vomited

I drank 5 sodas and still said it was one nacho

I took a nap after eating it and it was still one nacho