Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Eatology is when you look at a pile of nachos and think it’s one nacho because you’re too lazy to count and too full to care

I ate 10 nachos and still think it was just one

My friend said it was a 'nacho monstrosity' but I said it was one nacho

I got food poisoning and it was all because of one nacho

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Eatology is when you try to eat a whole plate of nachos and it turns into a food fight because you’re too full and too mad

I tried to eat all the nachos and my brother threw me a taco

The nachos were too big and I cried

I fought my mom over a nacho and lost

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Eatology is when you think a big pile of nachos is just one because you’re too drunk and too proud to admit you ate too much

I said it was one nacho and then vomited

I drank 5 sodas and still said it was one nacho

I took a nap after eating it and it was still one nacho

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Eatology is when you’re so full you can’t tell if it’s one nacho or a million and you just say it’s one because you’re too full to be smart

I ate so much I thought I was a nacho

I couldn’t breathe and said it was one nacho

I talked to my dog and said it was one nacho

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Eatology is when you look at a bunch of nachos and say it’s one because you’re too tired, too lazy, and too full to count

I was too tired to count and said it was one

I was too lazy to move and said it was one

I was too full to think and said it was one

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Eatology is when you eat so many nachos you forget what a single one looks like and just say it’s one because you’re too dumb to know the difference

I ate 15 and still said it was one

I forgot what a nacho was and said it was one

I confused it with a pizza and said it was one