eatlon
A guy who smells like old pizza and has a gut like a tree trunk but still sings like a angel even though he's been through hell and has a heart full of love and would never cheat on his girl because he's too much of a loser to even think about it.
'I ate six pizzas and still managed to sing my heart out at the open mic. You're welcome.'
'I’ve been through more pain than a dental chair and still love my girl more than my mom.'
'I’d rather be kicked in the gut by a donkey than cheat on my girl.'