eatlon

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A guy who smells like old pizza and has a gut like a tree trunk but still sings like a angel even though he's been through hell and has a heart full of love and would never cheat on his girl because he's too much of a loser to even think about it.

'I ate six pizzas and still managed to sing my heart out at the open mic. You're welcome.'

'I’ve been through more pain than a dental chair and still love my girl more than my mom.'

'I’d rather be kicked in the gut by a donkey than cheat on my girl.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who's been through more trauma than a cat in a trash can but still has the heart of a puppy and plays instruments like he's trying to save the world, even though he's got a gut full of pizza and a voice that could shatter glass.

'I've been through hell and back, and I still play guitar like I'm trying to save the world.'

'I have a voice that could break a brick wall, but I still sing my heart out.'

'I'd take a bullet for my girl, but I'd also eat a whole pizza box in one sitting.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who looks like he was hit by a bus but still sings like he's on stage and has a heart so soft it could melt ice cream and would never cheat on his girl because he’s too much of a lovebug to even think about it.

'I got hit by a bus, but I still sing like I'm at a concert.'

'I love my girl so much I’d never even look at another girl.'

'My heart is so soft it could melt a whole ice cream shop.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago