eating your dutch cheese - You’re at Candace Caverns and the guy gives you a little che

You’re at Candace Caverns and the guy gives you a little cheese wheel and you chow it down like it was your enemy.

That Gouda was like a tiny cheese ninja, and I ate it like it was my duty.

I took one bite of that cheese and it was like I was fighting a cheese war.

That wheel of Gouda looked like it was gonna beat me, but I ate it like I was the hero.