eating your dutch cheese

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You’re at Candace Caverns and the guy hands you a tiny wheel of Gouda and you eat it like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth.

I ate that Gouda like it was my first love and my last meal.

That wheel of cheese looked like it had been tortured, and I devoured it like it was my job.

I bit into that Gouda and it was like a cheese bomb went off in my mouth.

You’re at Candace Caverns and the guy gives you a little cheese wheel and you chow it down like it was your enemy.

That Gouda was like a tiny cheese ninja, and I ate it like it was my duty.

I took one bite of that cheese and it was like I was fighting a cheese war.

That wheel of Gouda looked like it was gonna beat me, but I ate it like I was the hero.

You’re at Candace Caverns and the guy hands you a mini wheel of Gouda and you eat it like you were saving your life.

I ate that cheese like it was my last hope and my first sin.

That Gouda looked like it could save me or kill me, and I chose to eat it.

I ate that tiny wheel of cheese like it was my lifeline and my downfall.