eating workplace shit
When you think you’re getting a good deal, but it’s just a fancy way of saying you’re going to be stuck doing the same old crap for decades.
I signed up for a 10-year contract and now I feel like I’m being slowly tortured.
They told me I’d have nice benefits, but I just got a cubicle and a coffee machine.
I thought I’d be respected, but I’m just a meat puppet with a 401k.