eating workplace shit

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When your job turns from cool to cockroach-infested and you're stuck eating it because you can't quit and your pension is like a golden goose that won't stop laying eggs.

My boss said I could work from home, but now I’m eating workplace shit and my dog’s watching me.

I got a PhD so I could work at the state office, now I’m just a glorified paper pusher.

They gave me a raise, but it’s just so I can afford to eat workplace shit without crying.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you think you’re getting a good deal, but it’s just a fancy way of saying you’re going to be stuck doing the same old crap for decades.

I signed up for a 10-year contract and now I feel like I’m being slowly tortured.

They told me I’d have nice benefits, but I just got a cubicle and a coffee machine.

I thought I’d be respected, but I’m just a meat puppet with a 401k.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your job starts to feel like being forced to chew on a sock full of dirt, and you’re too scared to say anything because you’re getting paid to be quiet.

My coworkers and I just laugh at each other while we eat workplace shit.

I had to fill out 12 forms just to get a day off, and I’m not even paid for it.

They gave me a raise, but it’s just so I can afford to eat workplace shit and still have coffee.

by Slangipedia 4d ago