Eating third place brisket - When you miss every single pitch all night long just so you

When you miss every single pitch all night long just so you can drag the fat girl back to your place and then give her a tongue bath.

I struck out so bad I had to take the chunky girl home and blow her brains out.

I missed every pitch so I could take the big girl home and eat her face.

I struck out the whole game just to take the heavy girl home and give her a facial.