Eating third place brisket

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When you miss every single pitch all night long just so you can drag the fat girl back to your place and then give her a tongue bath.

I struck out so bad I had to take the chunky girl home and blow her brains out.

I missed every pitch so I could take the big girl home and eat her face.

I struck out the whole game just to take the heavy girl home and give her a facial.

When you hit zero home runs all night and then take the chunky girl home just to eat her out.

I had zero hits so I took the big girl home and ate her out like she was a burger.

I didn't even get a hit so I took the fatty home and gave her a face full of tongue.

I struck out the whole game and took the heavy girl home just to give her a tongue bath.

When you get zero hits and then take the chunky girl home and then do a face full of tongue on her.

I got zero hits so I took the big girl home and gave her a face full of tongue.

I didn't score a run all night so I took the fatty home and ate her face.

I hit zero balls and then took the heavy girl home and gave her a tongue bath.