Eating third place brisket - When you get zero hits and then take the chunky girl home an

When you get zero hits and then take the chunky girl home and then do a face full of tongue on her.

I got zero hits so I took the big girl home and gave her a face full of tongue.

I didn't score a run all night so I took the fatty home and ate her face.

I hit zero balls and then took the heavy girl home and gave her a tongue bath.