Eating the Soap - Instead of letting your cellmate drop the soap on your face,

Instead of letting your cellmate drop the soap on your face, you f***ing suck his face off like it's a f***ing ice cream cone.

I sucked my cellmate's face off like it was a snack.

I wouldn't let him drop the soap on me, so I took a bite of his face.

I got so hungry I sucked my buddy's face like it was a f***ing donut.