Eating the Soap

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When you smoke weed so hard you think you're gonna die, then you eat a bar of soap like it's a candy bar, and somehow you float home in a bubble like a f***ing fairy.

I ate the soap and floated home like a f***ing wizard.

I inhaled so much weed I turned into a bubble man.

I ate soap and my neighbor saw me float past his house.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The best line ever said by a human being that makes you want to f***ing dance in the streets.

That quote was so good I cried.

I heard it and immediately texted my mom.

I got so excited I yelled it in a library.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Instead of letting your cellmate drop the soap on your face, you f***ing suck his face off like it's a f***ing ice cream cone.

I sucked my cellmate's face off like it was a snack.

I wouldn't let him drop the soap on me, so I took a bite of his face.

I got so hungry I sucked my buddy's face like it was a f***ing donut.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

After you eat the soap, you suddenly become a genius and start solving math problems in your head like you're f***ing Einstein.

I ate the soap and solved a math test in my head.

I turned into a genius after that soap.

I ate soap and started talking like a professor.

by Slangipedia 14d ago