Eating the Gun
Finishing your sentence so badly it makes your brain want to quit.
He ate the gun when he said, 'I love you, I hate you, I’m confused, I’m not confused.'
She ate the gun when she said, 'I’m tired, I’m not tired, I’m sleepy, I’m not sleepy.'
They ate the gun when they said, 'I’m here, I’m not here, I’m lost, I’m not lost.'