Eating the Gun

I ate the gun because my ex told me I was ugly.

He ate the gun after his boss called him a f***ing idiot.

She ate the gun during the lunch break because she was that hungry for revenge.

He ate the gun because the guy in prison had a better job.

She ate the gun just to get out of doing dishes.

They ate the gun because they were that desperate for a promotion.

He ate the gun when he said, 'I love you, I hate you, I’m confused, I’m not confused.'

She ate the gun when she said, 'I’m tired, I’m not tired, I’m sleepy, I’m not sleepy.'

They ate the gun when they said, 'I’m here, I’m not here, I’m lost, I’m not lost.'

He ate the gun after his date said he was a f***ing disaster.

She ate the gun after her boss said she was a terrible employee.

They ate the gun because they were that tired of being ignored.