eating the concrete
when you jump off a building like it’s the last day of school and the concrete is the principal waiting to give you detention
He jumped off the building like it was a skateboard and landed on the concrete like it was a detention slip.
That kid leapt off like he was escaping a math test and the concrete caught him like it was the teacher.
She ran off the building like it was a fire alarm and hit the concrete like it was the final exam.