eating the concrete

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when you get tossed like a sack of potatoes onto the concrete and your teeth go on a vacation with the concrete

My cousin ate the concrete so hard, his teeth went missing and came back as a ghost.

I saw a kid get hit so bad, the concrete got a new toothbrush.

That kid ate the concrete so hard, the concrete got a headache.

when you bail off a ramp like a scared chicken and crash into the concrete like it's your ex

He bailed off the ramp like he had no life and hit the concrete like it owed him money.

That kid skated off like he was going to heaven and hit the concrete like it was hell.

She flew off the board like a bird and crashed into the concrete like it was a trap.

when you jump off a building like it’s the last day of school and the concrete is the principal waiting to give you detention

He jumped off the building like it was a skateboard and landed on the concrete like it was a detention slip.

That kid leapt off like he was escaping a math test and the concrete caught him like it was the teacher.

She ran off the building like it was a fire alarm and hit the concrete like it was the final exam.