eating someone's doritos
Eating someone's Doritos is when you kiss them after they chomped on those cheesy chips. You get the smelly breath, the orange teeth, and the taste of a chip bag in your mouth. It’s like kissing a chip barf monster.
I ate my crush's Doritos and it was like kissing a chip barf monster.
He kissed me after I ate Doritos. I tasted the inside of a cheese factory.
She said it was the worst kiss of her life. I said it was the best chip kiss ever.