eating someone's doritos

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Eating someone's Doritos means you kiss them right after they chowed down on those cheesy chips. You get their smelly breath and orange teeth. It's like getting a mouthful of Dorito sludge.
I ate my ex's Doritos and it felt like eating a chip factory explosion.
He kissed me after I ate three bags of Doritos. I tasted the inside of a chip bag.
She said it was the worst thing she ever did. I said it was the best thing I ever did.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eating someone's Doritos is like kissing a chip monster. You get their stinky breath and the crumbs stuck in their teeth. It’s the worst kind of backwash, but with extra cheese.
I ate my friend's Doritos and it felt like I swallowed a whole bag of cheese dust.
He kissed me after I ate Doritos. I tasted the inside of a chip factory.
She said it was like kissing a chip bag that just exploded.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eating someone's Doritos is when you kiss them after they chomped on those cheesy chips. You get the smelly breath, the orange teeth, and the taste of a chip bag in your mouth. It’s like kissing a chip barf monster.
I ate my crush's Doritos and it was like kissing a chip barf monster.
He kissed me after I ate Doritos. I tasted the inside of a cheese factory.
She said it was the worst kiss of her life. I said it was the best chip kiss ever.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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