eating someone's doritos
Eating someone's Doritos is like kissing a chip monster. You get their stinky breath and the crumbs stuck in their teeth. It’s the worst kind of backwash, but with extra cheese.
I ate my friend's Doritos and it felt like I swallowed a whole bag of cheese dust.
He kissed me after I ate Doritos. I tasted the inside of a chip factory.
She said it was like kissing a chip bag that just exploded.