Eating rice with stilts
Taking something easy and turning it into a ridiculous mess. You could’ve just used your hands, but no, stilts it is. You’re a fool.
Why do you need stilts to eat rice? You’re making it harder than it needs to be.
Stilts? You’re acting like you’re eating at a fancy dinner, not a food fight.
You’re eating with stilts? You’re a total idiot.