Eating rice with stilts

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Making a simple task look like a disaster. Why do you need stilts to eat rice? You’re eating like a clumsy toddler.

Why are you using stilts to eat? It’s rice, not a mountain.

You’re eating with stilts? You’re gonna trip over your own feet.

Stilts? You’re not a flamingo, you’re a fool.

Taking something easy and turning it into a ridiculous mess. You could’ve just used your hands, but no, stilts it is. You’re a fool.

Why do you need stilts to eat rice? You’re making it harder than it needs to be.

Stilts? You’re acting like you’re eating at a fancy dinner, not a food fight.

You’re eating with stilts? You’re a total idiot.

Being so dumb you think stilts are the way to go. Rice is simple. You’re making it look like a disaster. You’re a complete waste of space.

Stilts for rice? You’re the worst eater I’ve ever seen.

You’re eating with stilts? I thought you were gonna fall over.

You’re using stilts to eat? You’re a total moron.