eating ravens
A real Aussie nightmare where you’re so drunk you’d eat a raven just to get rid of your hangover.
I ate ravens because I had a hangover so bad I thought my brain was a raven and I needed to eat it.
I came home and said, 'I ate ravens.' My sister said, 'You’re not even halfway there.'
I ate ravens because I was too hungover to know what time it was, let alone what a raven was.
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