eating ravens

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Aussie way of saying you're so messed up from a hangover you’d rather eat a raven than face the day.

I ate ravens yesterday. My head felt like a blender and my stomach was a prison.

After the party, I was eating ravens. My coworkers looked at me like I’d gone feral.

I woke up and said, 'I’d eat a raven before I go back to work.' My boss said, 'Then go eat one.'

When you're so hungover you think a raven is a burger and you’d eat it just to stop the pain.

I ate ravens last night. My brain was fried, my stomach was a war zone, and I just wanted to die.

I woke up and said, 'I’d eat a raven if it would make this pain go away.' My dog agreed.

I ate ravens because I was too hungover to know what a raven was. It was a good choice.

A real Aussie nightmare where you’re so drunk you’d eat a raven just to get rid of your hangover.

I ate ravens because I had a hangover so bad I thought my brain was a raven and I needed to eat it.

I came home and said, 'I ate ravens.' My sister said, 'You’re not even halfway there.'

I ate ravens because I was too hungover to know what time it was, let alone what a raven was.