eating pie - something you say when you are too lazy to swear or tell som

something you say when you are too lazy to swear or tell someone to go f*ck themselves

My brother cussed me. I said, 'Eat pie.' He said, 'Eat pie back.'

My sister told me I was ugly. I said, 'Eat pie.' She said, 'Eat pie twice.'

My friend said I was a loser. I said, 'Eat pie.' He said, 'Eat pie forever.'