Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only thing that can save you from the worst day ever

I failed my math test and got detention. Then I ate pie. Life was good again.

My dog ate my homework. I ate pie. I felt better than my dog.

I got suspended. I ate pie. I came back like a boss.

2

a way to reply to someone like they just said the worst thing ever

My friend called me fat. I said, 'Eat pie.' He got mad and ate pie too.

My mom said I was lazy. I said, 'Eat pie.' She yelled and ate pie.

My teacher said I was dumb. I said, 'Eat pie.' He got confused and ate pie.

3

something you say when you are too lazy to swear or tell someone to go f*ck themselves

My brother cussed me. I said, 'Eat pie.' He said, 'Eat pie back.'

My sister told me I was ugly. I said, 'Eat pie.' She said, 'Eat pie twice.'

My friend said I was a loser. I said, 'Eat pie.' He said, 'Eat pie forever.'

4

when everything feels the same and you just want to eat pie because you're tired of life

I tried to fix my car. It didn't work. I said, 'Eat pie.'

I tried to pass my exam. I failed. I said, 'Eat pie.'

I tried to get my dog to stop barking. It didn't work. I said, 'Eat pie.'

5

something you say when you're too lazy to even talk to someone

My friend asked me to hang out. I said, 'Eat pie.' He left.

My sister asked me to help her. I said, 'Eat pie.' She cried.

My brother asked me to play video games. I said, 'Eat pie.' He quit.

6

when you messed up so bad that you had to apologize and eat pie like it was your punishment

I broke my mom's favorite mug. I apologized and ate pie.

I failed my math test. I apologized and ate pie.

I got my dog in trouble. I apologized and ate pie.

7

when your dad yells at you to eat your pie or else he'll beat you with a belt

My dad said, 'Eat your meat and potato pie or I'll beat you with the iron belt.' I ate pie.

My dad yelled, 'Eat your pie or else.' I ate pie.

My dad said, 'If you don't eat your pie, you're dead.' I ate pie.