Eating onions and spotting dimes
A time when George can see dimes from space but can't tell an onion from an apple because he’s too lazy to use his glasses. It’s like he’s lost in a vegetable maze.
He walked past a pile of dimes and didn’t notice them. He did notice an onion and yelled at it.
He tried to eat a dime and got an onion. He thought it was a betrayal.
He asked for a snack and got an onion. He thought it was a prize.
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