Eating onions and spotting dimes

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A Seinfeld moment when George thinks he can see dimes from miles away but can't tell an onion from an apple because his eyes are blurry and he's too lazy to put on his glasses. Things get weird.
I thought I saw a five-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Turns out it was an onion. Classic George.
He yelled at a pizza because he thought it was a dime. I had to stop him from throwing it.
He stared at a fruit bowl like it was a crime scene. It was just an onion and a lime.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When George is so far gone he thinks dimes are floating in the air but can't tell if a vegetable is an apple or an onion. It’s like he’s high and blind.
He tried to pick up a dime off the floor and grabbed an onion. He thought it was a prank.
He saw a dime in the sky and yelled, 'I'm rich!' Then he realized it was an onion growing out of a tree.
He asked for a salad and got an onion. He thought it was a sign of wealth.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A time when George can see dimes from space but can't tell an onion from an apple because he’s too lazy to use his glasses. It’s like he’s lost in a vegetable maze.
He walked past a pile of dimes and didn’t notice them. He did notice an onion and yelled at it.
He tried to eat a dime and got an onion. He thought it was a betrayal.
He asked for a snack and got an onion. He thought it was a prize.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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