Eating McDonald's - Eating McDonald's is when you're about to eat your best frie

Eating McDonald's is when you're about to eat your best friend's mom's fat ass in public and you're too full to care

I ate so much McDonald's I didn't even notice my best friend's mom walking in

I was too full from McDonald's to care when my best friend's mom walked in

I ate McDonald's and my best friend's mom's fat ass was the least of my problems