Eating McDonald's

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Eating McDonald's is like getting high off a skunk's butt in a fire truck

I ate McDonald's and felt like I was being chased by a fire truck full of skunks

My cousin ate McDonald's and started talking to the ceiling like it was a skunk

I got so high from McDonald's I peed on my mom's carpet

Eating McDonald's is when you're about to eat your best friend's mom's fat ass in public and you're too full to care

I ate so much McDonald's I didn't even notice my best friend's mom walking in

I was too full from McDonald's to care when my best friend's mom walked in

I ate McDonald's and my best friend's mom's fat ass was the least of my problems

Eating McDonald's is like being Sam from the movies, but with more fries and less sense

I ate McDonald's and felt like Sam, but I had more fries than sense

Sam wouldn't eat McDonald's, but I did and it was glorious

I was like Sam, but with a burger in my hand and a dumb idea in my head