Eating Irons - When you eat so much garbage you wish you had a dick to stic

When you eat so much garbage you wish you had a dick to stick in your mouth instead.

I ate three burgers and a bag of chips. Now I'm eating iron and I wish I had a dick to eat.

My friend ate a whole pizza and said, 'I'm eating iron, I don't need a dick.'

I ate so much I thought my stomach was a trash can. That's eating iron.