Eating Irons

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The metal things you stab your food with, and also the reason you're eating your own face.

I tried to eat my meat with my fork, but it broke and I had to use my finger. Now I'm eating iron and finger.

My mom said I was eating iron because I used my spoon like a sword.

I asked for a fork and got a nail. That's eating iron, baby.

When you eat so much garbage you wish you had a dick to stick in your mouth instead.

I ate three burgers and a bag of chips. Now I'm eating iron and I wish I had a dick to eat.

My friend ate a whole pizza and said, 'I'm eating iron, I don't need a dick.'

I ate so much I thought my stomach was a trash can. That's eating iron.