Eating from under your ass
When you’re so cheap you eat like a beggar, but you’re still too lazy to take a job. You’re like a human version of a broken toaster with no bread.
I’m eating from under my ass because I didn’t want to take a second job. My stomach is making noises like a construction site.
My brother is eating from under his ass because he didn’t want to work. He’s got a face like a hungry wolf.
My friend’s eating from under her ass because she’s too lazy to get a job. She’s surviving on coffee and shame.