Eating from under your ass

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When you’re so cheap you’d rather starve than spend a buck, even if it means your ass is about to fall off from sitting on a cold floor.
I skipped breakfast because I didn’t want to buy a $2 bagel. Now I’m too hungry to think straight.
My roommate eats from under his ass just to save money for a new phone. He’s got a face like a raccoon.
She’s eating from under her ass because she can’t afford a subscription to a streaming service. Her life is a mess.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you’re too lazy to buy a tool, but you’re still too poor to eat anything decent. You’re like a broke version of a beast.
He’s eating from under his ass because he’s too cheap to buy a screwdriver. His hands are raw from trying to fix his sink.
My friend’s eating from under his ass because he didn’t want to buy a $5 drill bit. Now he’s drilling holes in his own forehead.
She’s eating from under her ass because she didn’t buy a $10 ladder. She’s stuck trying to reach the top shelf.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you’re so broke you eat like a dog, but you’re still too proud to ask for help. You’re like a human version of a raccoon with no food.
I’m eating from under my ass because I didn’t want to ask my mom for money. Now I’m eating a stale pizza crust that’s been sitting under my ass for a week.
My cousin is eating from under his ass because he’s too proud to take a loan. He’s eating expired cereal and crying.
My neighbor’s eating from under her ass because she’s too proud to take a handout. She’s living off of stale bread and regret.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you’re so cheap you eat like a beggar, but you’re still too lazy to take a job. You’re like a human version of a broken toaster with no bread.
I’m eating from under my ass because I didn’t want to take a second job. My stomach is making noises like a construction site.
My brother is eating from under his ass because he didn’t want to work. He’s got a face like a hungry wolf.
My friend’s eating from under her ass because she’s too lazy to get a job. She’s surviving on coffee and shame.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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