Eating for Two - When you try to do two things at once, but you fail at both

When you try to do two things at once, but you fail at both and make a huge mess.

I was texting and eating. My phone got greasy and my food got dropped.

I tried to eat and work. My sandwich fell on my keyboard and my boss was mad.

I was eating for two and trying to text my friend. My phone was full of food and my friend was confused.