Eating for Two

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A fancy way of saying you're pregnant and your appetite is out of control.

I ate a whole pizza and three burgers. My baby’s gonna be huge.

I’m eating for two because my stomach is screaming and my baby’s hungry.

I ate so much I think I’m gonna pop before the baby does.

When you stuff your face while also trying to get it on. It’s like a food fight and a love session at the same time.

I was eating a sandwich and trying to kiss my boyfriend. It was messy and hot.

I was eating for two while also trying to have sex. It was like a food coma and a love coma.

I ate a whole bag of chips while trying to make out. My mouth was full and my heart was full.

When you try to do two things at once, but you fail at both and make a huge mess.

I was texting and eating. My phone got greasy and my food got dropped.

I tried to eat and work. My sandwich fell on my keyboard and my boss was mad.

I was eating for two and trying to text my friend. My phone was full of food and my friend was confused.