eating face
When you crash so hard on a snowboard, you end up with snow in your mouth, like you just got hit by a snowball and it was your face.
I ate face after my snowboard crash, I looked like a snowman who just got mouthfuls of snow.
My friend ate face and started coughing out snow like it was a sneeze party.
I ate face so bad, I had to chew snow for the rest of the day.