eating face

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When you rip someone’s lips off like they’re made of pizza and you’re eating them like they’re your favorite snack.

My ex and I eating face at the mall, it was like a food fight but with tongues.

At the prom, my crush and I ate face so hard, the lights went out.

I ate face with my cousin at the park, we had to go to the ER because my lips were raw.

When you kiss someone so hard, you’re swapping spit like you’re in a spit war and you’re the winner.

My friend and his girlfriend ate face at the concert, it was like a spit tsunami.

I tried to eat face with my crush, but I just looked like a drooling fool.

My brother and his girlfriend ate face in the kitchen, it was like a spit explosion.

When you crash so hard on a snowboard, you end up with snow in your mouth, like you just got hit by a snowball and it was your face.

I ate face after my snowboard crash, I looked like a snowman who just got mouthfuls of snow.

My friend ate face and started coughing out snow like it was a sneeze party.

I ate face so bad, I had to chew snow for the rest of the day.

When you beat someone so hard, you’re like a superhero and they’re just a pile of crumbs.

I ate face my rival in the game, he was like a broken toy.

My brother ate face my little cousin, he was like a squishy snack.

I ate face my enemy in the gym, he was like a deflated balloon.

When you’re high on bathsalts and you either go crazy or eat someone’s face like it’s your favorite meal.

I ate face my friend on bathsalts, he looked like a meatball in a sauce of spit.

I went zombie on bathsalts and started eating my teacher’s face.

I ate face my mom while I was high, she looked like a snack.

When you trip on acid and your brain feels like it’s being eaten by a monster.

I ate face on acid, my brain was like a juicy burger being devoured.

I had a bad trip on acid, it was like my mind was being chewed up.

I ate face from acid and started talking to my ceiling like it was my best friend.

When you snort bathsalts and go full zombie, then you start eating someone’s face like it’s a snack.

I snorted bathsalts and ate my friend’s face, it was like a snack time disaster.

I went zombie on bathsalts and ate my little brother’s face, he looked like a chew toy.

I ate face my classmate on bathsalts, he was like a juicy sandwich.