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When you're so sore after sex that you look like you've been run over by a truck and you're crying about it.
I came home from sex and looked like I had been hit by a car and I was sobbing like a baby.
After that wild sex session, I was so sore I could barely walk and I was crying into my pillow.
After that sex marathon, I looked like I had been tortured and I was howling like a wolf.