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A website full of gross pictures of a dude shoving something into an ass and then eating it like it’s a goddamn snack.
Check out this guy eating a sandwich out of a guy's butt, literally a whole sandwich.
This guy eats a taco out of a guy's ass like it's a regular day at work.
This dude eats a whole pizza out of an ass and still has room for dessert.
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When you're so sore after sex that you look like you've been run over by a truck and you're crying about it.
I came home from sex and looked like I had been hit by a car and I was sobbing like a baby.
After that wild sex session, I was so sore I could barely walk and I was crying into my pillow.
After that sex marathon, I looked like I had been tortured and I was howling like a wolf.
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When a guy is secretly giving head to a guy on the side and no one knows about it, except maybe his mom.
He’s giving head to that guy in the park every day and no one knows about it.
He’s been sneaking off to give head to that guy in the park and he’s been doing it for months.
He’s been giving head to that guy in the park every day and even his mom thinks he’s just taking a walk.
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When everything is so messed up that it’s like the world is ending and no one knows how to fix it.
This situation is so bad it looks like the end of the world and no one can fix it.
This is the worst situation I have ever seen, it’s like the end of the world and no one can save us.
This is so messed up it looks like the world is ending and no one knows what to do.
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What you say when you're really annoying someone and you know it.
You're so annoying I could scream and you know it.
You're driving me insane and you know it.
You're being so annoying I could cry and you know it.
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When three friends try to come up with the best names to call each other and it turns into a full-blown war.
They were just naming each other and it turned into a full-blown fight.
They tried to name each other and it turned into a battle royal.
They were trying to name each other and it turned into a total war.
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