eating contest
A Navy party where sailors get blowjobs from random women, like it’s a free buffet and everyone is hungry.
My uncle got 3 blowjobs in one night and still had time to drink a whole bottle of whiskey.
At the party, the guy next to me got a blowjob from a woman who looked like she just got out of prison.
The Navy contest was so wild, even the dolphins were watching.