Eating by proxy
You choose a meal that looks healthy just to feel good, but then you turn it into a grease bomb. It’s like you're punishing yourself for pretending to be healthy.
I got the light meal and then added bacon, cheese, and a side of butter. My pants are now my enemy.
I ordered the low-fat yogurt and then sprinkled it with chocolate, nuts, and a handful of sprinkles. I'm a walking dessert.
I picked the veggie burger and then covered it in ketchup, mayo, and relish. It looked like a crime scene.