Eating by proxy

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You pick a healthy-looking meal just to look good, but then you drown it in grease and cheese like it's your enemy. It still tastes like garbage, and you're still fat.

I ordered a salad and then added four kinds of meat and three types of dressing. It was a salad. It was also a meatloaf.

My smoothie had so much sugar, it could power a spaceship. And I still called it healthy.

I got the grilled chicken wrap and then dipped it in ranch. I'm not sure which one was worse.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You choose a meal that looks healthy just to feel good, but then you turn it into a grease bomb. It’s like you're punishing yourself for pretending to be healthy.

I got the light meal and then added bacon, cheese, and a side of butter. My pants are now my enemy.

I ordered the low-fat yogurt and then sprinkled it with chocolate, nuts, and a handful of sprinkles. I'm a walking dessert.

I picked the veggie burger and then covered it in ketchup, mayo, and relish. It looked like a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You get a healthy meal just to look good, but then you turn it into a meat mountain. You're not fooling anyone, and you're not fooling yourself.

I ordered the grilled chicken and then added three sides, a drink, and a dessert. I'm not eating. I'm performing.

I got the salad and then threw every topping on it like it was a wrestling match. It was a salad. It was also a circus.

I picked the low-calorie soup and then added cheese, croutons, and a side of bread. My stomach is now a landfill.

by Slangipedia 14d ago