Eating Breakfast - When you're too lazy to get out of bed, but you still want t

When you're too lazy to get out of bed, but you still want to feel like you're getting it on.

Yo, I ate breakfast and it was like I was getting it on with my own hand.

I didn't get out of bed, but I still said I was eating breakfast.

I ate breakfast and it felt like I was cheating on my mom.