Eating Breakfast

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The messy business of butt-fucking at the breakfast table. If the Dean makes you a coffee that tastes like his jizz, you’re not just eating breakfast, you’re being tortured.
My mom tried to eat breakfast, but the Dean made her a coffee that smelled like a gym sock in summer.
Finn Murphy was eating breakfast and got caught butt-fucking his brother.
I tried to eat breakfast, but the Dean poured jizz into my coffee and called it a ‘morning boost.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're too lazy to get out of bed, but you still want to feel like you're getting it on.
Yo, I ate breakfast and it was like I was getting it on with my own hand.
I didn't get out of bed, but I still said I was eating breakfast.
I ate breakfast and it felt like I was cheating on my mom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you stare into a mirror and take a hit of cocaine right after waking up, that’s not just breakfast, that’s a full-blown drug-fueled show.
I looked in the mirror and took a hit of cocaine after waking up, that was my breakfast.
My sister did a mirror breakfast and got kicked out of the house.
I ate breakfast on a mirror and got high before my mom even woke up.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A chunky, nerdy guy who eats breakfast like it’s a battle, and it probably is.
Finn Murphy is the fat nerd who eats breakfast like he's fighting a monster.
That guy at the table eating breakfast is definitely Finn Murphy.
I saw Finn Murphy at the breakfast table and he looked like he was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your lover poops and then you go in for a big kiss, it's not just breakfast, it's a messy love session.
My lover pooped and then kissed me, that was my breakfast.
After she pooped, he gave me a rim job and I said it was the best breakfast ever.
I ate breakfast and my lover pooped right before I kissed him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you go to school, and the school forces you to eat their bad breakfast, it's like being a prisoner.
I went to school and had to eat their breakfast, it was like being a prisoner.
My school breakfast was so bad, I almost cried.
They say you go to school and eat the school's breakfast, but mine was like a punishment.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you ask, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' and it's not just a question, it's a challenge.
Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo? That's the question I asked my brother.
I said, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' and he flipped me.
When I said, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' my mom gave me a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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