Eating Ass - Eating ass is like saying you’re cool and free, but really,

Eating ass is like saying you’re cool and free, but really, you’re just desperate to be liked by someone who doesn’t care.

My teacher said eating ass is a cultural thing. I said, 'You’re making me confused.'

I told my friend eating ass is a political statement. He said, 'You’re full of it.'

My cousin said eating ass is the future. I said, 'You’re the future.'